YOUNG HUNKS
CYBERPUNKS
AND SWEET THINGS
TRYING HARD TO CHANGE YOUR LUCK
BABY THUGS
BAD SPUDS
AND MEAN THINGS
LIVING FOR TODAY OR MAYBE EVEN YESTERDAY
LOOK AROUND
SHAKEY GROUND
DO THE RIGHT THING
IN THIS WORLD YOU'RE JUST A GUEST
DO IT NOW
TIME'S RUN OUT FOR THE PIG THING
LIVING FOR TODAY STEALING FROM TOMORROW
LAW AND ORDER PUPPETS REMOTE-CONTROLLED BY GREED
AND TV PREACHER ROBOTS WON'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
USE YOUR HEAD
SIDESTEP THE TRAPS
SNAKE THROUGH THE CHAOS WITH A SMOOTH NOODLE MAP
BESIDES THE KING'S BEEN DEAD
THEY BLEW OFF

Watchin' television one afternoon
Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon
Stopped by a station's commercial break
When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache
The woman of my dreams is plain in view
Sellin' me a can of liver stew

I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

Now I watch TV 20 hours a day
Just to watch your commercials play
If someday your love was in reach
I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash
You love that dog, could you love a man?
I make my own gravy when you show that can

I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

I figure the only way she'll notice me
Is if I buy what she's sellin' on TV
So I stop at the local shopping mall
Head to the pet store and buy it all
Go to the bank and empty my savings
So I can buy more of what Spot is craving

Spent all my money by accident
Can't buy groceries or pay the rent
Got evicted now I live on the street
Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat
My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black
But I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back

I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

(Dogs barking and howling)
Yeah, take it for a walk!

I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

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